Amouage Beach Hut Man

**Round 3**

Beach Hut Man remains in my possession.

I don't know what else to tell you.

I posted it. You saw it. Some of you expressed interest. Offers were discussed. Hopes were raised. And yet, through a combination of circumstance, incompatibility, and what I can only assume is divine intervention, **the bottle is still sitting on my shelf.**

At this point, I have begun to suspect that it may legally own the shelf.

So we go again.

For anyone joining this increasingly unnecessary saga: **Beach Hut Man is excellent.** It smells fantastic and performs with the subtlety of a home invasion. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. I just want something else.

Apparently, this has proven more difficult than anticipated.

**THE GOODS:**

🌿🌊 **Amouage Beach Hut Man — 100ml, approximately 95% remaining** *(see photos for exact fill)* 📦 **Full presentation — box and bottle** 🧊 **Stored cool and dark** 🔢 **Batch J14476**

**THE EVER-GROWING LIST OF THINGS I WILL ACCEPT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY FREEDOM:**

**Amouage** • Lyric Man • Figment Man • Boundless • Jubilation 40

**Chanel** • Le Lion

**Frédéric Malle** • Musc Ravageur

**Guerlain** • Vanille Planifolia Extrait 21 • Tonka Sarrapia Extrait 75

**Louis Vuitton** • Symphony • Fantasmagory

**Stéphane Humbert Lucas** • Sea My Love

**Tom Ford** • Vanille Fatale (2024)

**Full presentation only, please.**

Those who followed the previous episode will recall that I require the box. This policy remains in effect. There have been no developments regarding what I intend to do with the box.

As before, there is a substantial difference in value between some of these bottles, so **cash can go either direction** depending on fragrance, fill level, condition, etc.

**The bottles listed above remain my priority**, but at this stage I am willing to acknowledge that the universe may have other plans. If you have something genuinely interesting, feel free to tempt me. My judgment has not improved since the previous post.

Please **comment before sending a chat/PM.** Happy to provide additional pictures, answer questions, negotiate, or discuss why this transaction apparently requires its own trilogy.

Thanks for looking.

Again.

[https://imgur.com/a/lho2fUG](https://imgur.com/a/lho2fUG)